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bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

arthurdarvvill:

i’m not even sure anymore whether I like high school musical ironically or I genuinely think it’s a cinematic masterpiece

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

nasturbate:

j5h:

nasturbate:

i love josh j5h already tbh

ready whenever you are
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lemme get my flare gun b4 i make the plunge

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks