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person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
friend: nah, i'm fine
*arrives*
me: *eating cookies*
friend: give me one
me: are you fuckin kidding with me

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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